Aww, Smitty, That's Cute

I have refreshing beverage for you:

And in honor of Mr. Sparkle, I hear it's a nice mixer for Santori times.

Ring-a-ding-ding, babe.

Questions?

Much like Greg Oden on Monday night, DKM shows exactly what all the fuss is about:

Pitchers IP H R ER BB SO HR PC-ST ERA
D Matsuzaka 7.0 6 1 1 1 10 1 108-74 1.29

TESSIE, bitches.

Ok, so it was the Royals (now with 100% more Gil Meche!), so perhaps a glorified spring training game. But, uhm, that's how you do it, Curt Schilling.

And also, PAPELBON!