Joe Mauer vacuums his lady bits
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"There's still room (for improvement) believe it or not. There's still room," Slowey said.”
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6 comments:
Oh man...don't encourage him Star Tribune.
Seriously though, does Mauerplasty lead off for us this year?
"Seriously, though..."? Is this your first visit here?
I doubt it...Gardy thinks he's the best hitter on the team. And that you bat the best hitter third.
Yes, I have no doubt you are serious. I don't know if the majority shares your opinion that JoeJoe had that particular surgery done.
But it was easy for him to say that when he actually had a lead-off guy in Castillo. I don't see one right now...one of the infielders? Delmon bats third now?
Possible batting order#1
Gomez/Pridie/Spahn
Mauer
Cuddyer
Morneau
Young
Kubel
Lamb
Casilla/Harris
Everett
Ah, Gome(ts)z. Forgot about him. I like it. The bottom of that sure does strike fear in the hearts of Carmonas everywhere, doesn't it?
They have four guys (Mauer, Cuddyer, Morneau, and Young) who shouldn't hit lower than 5th. The rest may as well bat tenth.
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