Twins 9 Tigers 4
Mike Lamb EXPLODES (not literally)! In light of his former teammate's new nickname...I'm going to annoint him The Big Tabby until further notice. Kevin Slowey earns partial credit for the win, but no nickname.
Tigers 19 Twins 3
Uh-oh, Juan Rincon. Looks like there's going to be some competition for "Pitcher we least want to see come out of the bullpen" soon. Damn, Boof...you suck.
Twins 6 Tigers 1
Jason Kubel goes Good Salami. Howard has ideas for the outfield. Something has to be done about Cuddyer...even if it's simply dropping him down in the order. How about this ridiculous line-up suggestion:
Harris (starting shortstop)
Casilla (or Punto)
(2 of 3 on the road in Detroit is a good thing)