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Picture Pages-Texas Rangers
Monday:
Twins 7 Texas 6
Tank da lord for the Twins' minor league depth. Hot prospects Bobby Korecky and Howie Clark save the game with their arms, bats, and ridiculous, child-like first names.
Tuesday:
Twins 11 Texas 4
Home Runs? No thank-you. You may worry that Ozzie Guillen will run out of small, ferocious animals to describe the Twins' offense...but you forget that he hasn't even gotten to fizzgig yet. Kaiser is working on a "Chicks Dig Station to Station Baseball" tee-shirt. Wednesday:
Texas 10 Twins 1
With the untimely death of Andruw Jones, the title of "Best Player Eligible to Play for The Netherlands National Baseball Team" is between Jair Jurrgens and that guy, huh? Is it me, or should we probably not lose to that guy? Fuck it, I'm going for a smoke and a pancake.Thursday:
Texas 8 Twins 7
Ladies...better take your swings now. The stud fee for Josh Hamilton is about to go up.
4 comments:
In my (VERY) limited knowledge of horse-racing, and only slightly less limited knowledge of non-Twins-related baseball, I have to say that it is roughly equal odds that Josh Hamilton wins his triple crown and Big Brown wins his. Yes? No?
I'm disappointed we didn't get to use the nickname (Not Wade) Boggs in any of the game reports...
I'm disappointed 2/3 of the outfield is fucking useless at the plate. We all have our crosses to bear.
What about Cuddy's magic tricks?
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