Picture Pages-Texas Rangers

In honor of the stars at night being big and bright (you know you just clapped), it’s a special, homespun wisdom version of Picture Pages:




Friday: “You won’t learn that any further up the creek”
Texas 6 Twins 5

Twins reminded that the only time you should ever completely rely on Canadians is if you’ve entered a pairs figure skating competition. C-Button, with his speed, hits the ball on the ground and legs out two bunt hits…tries it from the red tees for a third time, but hurts himself, as Man-Karma finally catches up with him. But it can only get better from here, right? I mean…it’s the Rangers

Saturday: “Give him time and he’ll come to his milk”

Twins wait out Ace…split doubleheader.

Game 1

Sidney Ponsons 6 Twins 1

Game 2

Twins 11 Non-Aruban Pitchers 0

Okay...you know how crappy you feel about your team this morning? Well, imagine if they'd lost THIS game.

Hey A-Rod, come play for MN…we value all 3-run home runs, no matter when you hit them! (See Cuddyer, Michael)

Sunday: You’re so ugly, you’d make a freight train take a dirt road.

Texas 11 Twins 0

I can't decide which number is more disturbing...but I'm pretty sure it's the 0.